{ Have you seen my elephant? }

I love a little randomness:


Q: Why did the elephant wear green shoes?
A: So he could hide in the grass!

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!

Q: Why did the elephant wear blue shoes?
A: Because his red ones were in the wash, of course!

Q: Why did the elephant lay on the ground with his feet in the air?
A: To trip birds!


These are my favorite jokes ever! Yes, my hubby makes fun of them {every day} but I still think they are hilarious!

Hope they made you smile.